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There’s Only Two Things You Need To Know About Eating For Weight Loss. (And They’re Not Nearly As Complicated As You Think.)

Eat What You Want

Number One: Calories Matter Most!

It’s not carbs. It’s not fats. It’s not sugar. It’s not how many burpees you can do. It’s not how far and fast you can run.

It’s Calories. 

I’m gonna say it again. But in bold this time:

It’s Calories!

You will lose weight if you eat less calories than your body burns. Period. End of story. That’s it.

Again, it doesn’t matter if you eat foods that are loaded with sugar and carbs and fats and whatever other things the media says you cannot eat, as long as the foods that are loaded with sugar and carbs and fats and whatever other things the media says you cannot eat contain less calories than your body burns.

If you are serious about losing weight, then figure out how many calories your body typically burns in a day, and then eat less calories than that. 

It’s easy in theory, but hard to consistently apply. 

Here are a few tips and tricks that made the process easier for me.

I think they will help you as well. Don’t worry, they’re all free. 

Number Two:
Your Muscles Need Protein!

First off: Protein is essentially food for your muscles. 

And you need to feed your muscles a sufficient amount of protein. Why? Because if you are not using your muscles, and feeding your muscles (with protein), then your brain (which is pretty effing smart) will decide that you no longer need those muscles. 

And when losing weight, you want your body to burn fat, not muscle.

So how much protein should you be stuffing down your throat every day?  Chances are you’ll get different answers depending on who is preaching. But to keep it simple and safe, let’s just go ahead and say you should be eating one gram of protein for every pound of body weight. 

So if you weigh 180 pounds, eat 180 grams of protein every day. If you weigh 250 pounds, eat 250 grams of protein every day.  

Look…that’s it. There’s no point in complicating things any further. 

Quick Recap: If you consistently eat less calories than your body burns, you WILL lose weight. But the weight you lose may be from muscle loss rather than from fat loss. This is because all your body cares about is in getting the energy it needs to keep your body functioning. It doesn’t care whether that energy comes from fat or from muscle. But you do. So eat enough protein and make sure your body is burning fat rather than muscle. 

And that’s it.

That is everything you need to know about eating to lose weight. 

Ignore everything else and only focus on those two things. 

If you can do this, I guarantee you will lose weight.

The problem is that most people (Normies) can’t do this consistently, and so they start searching for shortcuts and quick hacks instead. 

And shortcuts and quick hacks are the absolute wrong place to start. Because there are no effective shortcuts or quick hacks. Those scams will only lead you into circles of frustration and wasted energy. 

I think you’ll agree that it’s always smarter and more effective to start in the right spot. If you’ve been struggling to lose weight and to get in the best shape of your life, then please allow me to introduce you to a different way to start.

It’s completely FREE, I promise! 

No upsells. 

No ‘gimme your email address and then I’ll send you a free guide.’

No stupid marketing tricks.

No B.S. 

Click below, and let’s get started! (The Weirdo Way!)

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Will this work for beginners?


Absolutely!

This entire system is a step-by-step blueprint that starts at step one.

Truth is…most ‘experienced’ people are only experienced at losing weight and then gaining it all back a few weeks or months later. 

This is because most people start at the wrong spot.    

FitnessForWeirdos: Sustainable Fat Loss System shows you how to start in exactly the right spot, and then how to progress until you’ve reached a point where you’re happy and fully accepting of how you look and how you feel. 

If you’re a beginner, the best place to start is at the right spot.  

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Will I need to join a gym?


Absolutely NOT necessary.

No gym is necessary. No special equipment is necessary. No weights are necessary. 

The system works anywhere, whether you’re at home, at a gym, or traveling the world. 

You can start with minimal or no equipment.

Please don’t let the excuse of not having a specific piece of equipment prevent you from starting.

Because if you never start, then you’ll never reach your goals.

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Will I need to follow a strict diet?


I love lasagna.

Actually, I love eating Stouffers microwave lasagna.
 


I also love eating cheeseburgers with fries, steaks, tacos, pizza, jambalaya, and a bunch of other meals most nutritionist claim you absolutely cannot eat if you want to lose weight and get in the best shape of your life.  

But here’s the thing…

You absolutely can eat these things and lose weight and get in the best shape of your life. 

I’m living proof. 

At FitnessForWeirdos, the goal is to avoid adhering to a strict diet consisting primarily of ‘healthy’ foods you hate.

Instead, I’ll teach you to structure healthy meals using foods you already enjoy.

You can 100 percent eat the food you love while still lose weight. The lasagna does not lie!

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How long will this take?


Hmmm…a question worthy of a full day of detention at Weirdo Fitness Academy.

But we’re not at Weirdo Fitness Academy, so rest easy.

Here’s the thing…this isn’t your normal fitness system where you go on a diet you despise while religiously following a workout routine you hate and then you lose a little weight, high-five your friends, upload a few selfies to Instagram, quit doing that stupid workout routine you hated, gave up on the diet you despised, and then gain back all the fat you lost.

Listen…this is not an all-you-can-ride ticket to the fat boy/ fat girl rollercoaster.

To answer your question in Weirdo Talk: You can realistically see noticeably results by sacrificing five to ten measly minutes per day. Yes, I’m serious.  

Here’s the thing: Results completely depend on the level of effort you choose to expend and the outcome you are willing to accept.  

That’s the Weirdo answer, and I know it’s not the answer you were actually asking so here’s the Normie answer:

Most people begin seeing measurable progress within the first few weeks, and visible changes usually follow within the first few months.

But, again, the real goal is long-term consistency, not temporary results.

If you’re looking for a quick and temporary solution, this is not your slice of lasagna. But if you want to lose weight, get lean, build muscle, get stronger, and then stay that way day after day, week after week, year after year, then let’s get started.    

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What if I don’t have enough time?


Then welcome…because you’re in exactly the right place.

FFW’s: The Sustainable Fat Loss System was designed for busy schedules and hectic lives.

You don’t need hours per day.

If five minutes is all you can spare, then five minutes is what we’ll make work. 

Personally, I started using this system with only a few minutes every day.

That’s it.

You can do the same. 

There are no marathon sessions or complicated schedules. You can reach your health and fitness goals without sleeping, showering, and eating in the gym. 

Scout’s honor! 

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What if this doesn’t work for me?


Fair question.

Like me, you’ve probably tried different diets and fitness programs before.

Actually, you’ve probably tried different workouts, different plans, different strategies, different advice, a lot of different things. 

Unfortunately, because you’re reading this, I’m assuming none of those actually stuck.

Although there are many, here’s the primary difference between us and everyone else:

This system is not based around motivation. Motivation is fleeting. It’s temporary. One day it’s there; one day it’s not. You don’t control motivation. Motivation controls you. 

Instead of motivation, everything about FitnessForWeirdos is built on sustainability. From minute one, we focus on starting in a spot that makes quitting difficult. We don’t rely on motivation, instead, we install a system into your life that works 24/7, 365 days a year, for as many years as you desire.   

And look…if this still doesn’t work for you then you get all your money back. No questions asked. No hassle. No awkward phone calls or justifications needed. Just shoot me an email and put ‘REQUEST REFUND’ in the subject line.

We’ll still be friends, I promise. 

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